Tork Xpressnap
For endless spills
Endless destroys
Odorless prizes
Cling free rewards
The end is when you win
Poets are lazy bastards
And whatever female bastards are
When it comes to love
I don’t choose sides
I’m in love with the neighbors dog
Her name is Mocha
I pet her over the fence
Wipe the crud from her eye
I love her so, so much.